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Doris’s beautiful fingers trembled and her ruddy fingers wobbled. She looked ecstatic, her body raw like a grubby, grated guillotine.Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Doris Johnson was dead.Garth Cox went back inside and made himself a nice glass of wine and went online to buy a pocket pussy THE END...

Suddenly, Doris lunged forward and tried to punch Garth in the face. Quickly, Garth grabbed the bendy teapot and brought it down on Doris’s skull.

They looked at each other with worried feelings, like two deep, damaged donkeys running at a very adorable rave, which had R & B music playing in the background and two friendly uncles thinking to the beat.

Garth looked back, even more stable and still fingering the bendy teapot. “Doris, what a spiffing dress,” he replied.

“I am here because I want equality,” Doris bellowed, in a delightful tone. She slammed her fist against Garth’s chest, with the force of 3363 pigeons. “I frigging love you, Garth Cox.”